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| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more | |
| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more | |
| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The report came from the target area that all attempts had... more | |
| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS"."G.O.O.D" answered his wife.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more | |
| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of crackling.... more |
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