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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more | |
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more | |
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more | |
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !... more | |
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| Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... more | |
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| What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I dont know but it could always get a seat on a bus!... more | |
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| Whats brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... more | |
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| What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... more | |
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... more |
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