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| If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because hes a beef-eater.... more | |
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more | |
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| What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... more | |
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... more | |
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| Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... more | |
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a sm... more | |
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| Whats big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... more | |
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| Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.... more | |
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| What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just dont monkey with him.... more | |
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| Why did King Kong join the army?To learn about gorilla warfare.... more |
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