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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"... | | | |
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