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| Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... more | |
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| How can you mend King Kongs arm if hes twisted it?With a monkey wrench.... more | |
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| What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?"Are you my mother?"... more | |
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| What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... more | |
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| After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift."How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.She showed him a bottle costing $50.00."Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a sm... more | |
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| How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.... more | |
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| What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... more | |
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| What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.... more | |
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| If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.... more |
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