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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked."Theyre people just like you your equals.""Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I dont want to be tried by a bunch of thieves." | | | |
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