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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Cant they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I dont want them to know it. | | | |
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