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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up? | | | |
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