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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you just pay him back?"Defendant: "Because it wouldnt be true anymore." | | | |
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