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| When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the followi... more
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| Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a... more
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| Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and o... more
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| How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them." Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government pl... more
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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."B... more
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| Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more
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| A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her b... more
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| Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more
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| A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didnt quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.... more
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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.... more
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