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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."B... more
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| Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and o... more
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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.... more
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| 4. | Category: Journalist jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more
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| A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds b... more
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| Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: Youre too late - its already been done.... more
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| Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a... more
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| Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !... more
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| A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "... more
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