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| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".The Washington Time : "Bushs conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".Mother Jones : "Bush cant swim".... more
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| How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?"We just report the facts, we dont change them."... more
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| When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the followi... more
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| An honest weatherman says, "Todays forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that Im wrong."... more
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| A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didnt agree with me."... more
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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.... more
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| A cub reporter for a small town newspaper was sent out on his first assignment. He submitted the following report to his editor. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her b... more
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| Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.... more
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| A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there... more
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| A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane."It will be waiting for you at the ai... more
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