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| A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didnt quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman.... more
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| Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.... more
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| Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !... more
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| A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, "The weather didnt agree with me."... more
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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."B... more
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| A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds b... more
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| Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more
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| Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a... more
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| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".The Washington Time : "Bushs conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".Mother Jones : "Bush cant swim".... more
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