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| | Category: | Journalist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 27 | | | | Joke: | A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didnt quite hear the message and said, "Would you repeat that?" "Not if I can help it," replied the woman. | | | |
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