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| | Category: | Journalist jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I wont sleep with you tonight!"Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "Im sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, Im a journalist and Ive got an assignment to study how people respond to embarrassing situations."To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" | | | |
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