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| A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor.""There is no such doctor" she tells him. "Perhaps you would like to see someone else?""No, I need to see an eye-ear doctor," he says."B... more
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| Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.... more
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| Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a... more
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| Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.... more
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| A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there... more
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: It was supposed to be in place last week!... more
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| Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and o... more
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| George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot.The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River".The Washington Time : "Bushs conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat".Mother Jones : "Bush cant swim".... more
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| How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next m... more
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| A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"To which she responds b... more
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