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| A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"... more | |
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| What has four wheels and flies ?A rubbish bin !... more | |
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| If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !... more | |
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| Why do bees buzz ?Because they cant whistle !... more | |
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| What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !... more | |
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| Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.... more | |
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| What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?A bee is an aeroplane !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !... more | |
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| Why was the glow worm unhappy ?Because her children werent that bright !... more | |
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| What do bees chew ?Bumble gum !... more |
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