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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?" | | | |
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