The Jokes Network

SUBSCRIBE ::

Enter your email for our daily jokes newsletter:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
Rating:
Views:	31

Joke:	An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Idiot And Fool Jokes:

1.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?... more
2.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant.... more
3.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowners newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught hom... more
4.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."... more
5.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Teacher: Thats the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: Thats my son. Teacher: Oh! Im so sorry. Mother: Youre sorry?... more
6.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.... more
7.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always... more
8.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.... more
9.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.... more
10.	Category: Idiot and fool jokes
	When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said."We can use it for all them false... more