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| Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. "Hey, Cole!" said Edney. "See those two wires?" "Sure," Cole answered. "Now just grab one of them." Cole grabbed one of the wires. "Feel anything?"... more
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| What do Filipinos call Canada? Upper U.S.... more
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| Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I dont care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what col... more
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| What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.... more
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| An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.... more
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| A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "Im taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."... more
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| Housekeeper: Professor, theres a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldnt believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose Ill have to go and tell him myself.... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.... more
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| My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!... more
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| 10. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abb... more
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