| 1. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much senseto me, drinkings one of the easiest things in the world to do.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got. Im so mad, I cant even see straight." The bartender, noticing that the little man is a bit the worse for wear, pours him a double of... more
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| 3. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? Whats wrong?""I found out my older brother is gay," replied the man.The next night, he walked into the bar again and asked for six shots of vodka. "What... more
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| 4. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun  |
| A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?""No," he repli... more
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| 5. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| The husband was not home at his usual hour, and the wife was fuming, as the clock ticked later and later. Finally, about 3:00 AM she heard a noise at the front door, and as she stood at the top of the stairs, there was her husband, drunk as... more
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| 6. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Two men who are out walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to the other, "Boy it sure is hot today. Id really like to go into the bar and get a beer, but the sign on the front door says, "No Pets Allowed," and I cant leave Fid... more
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| 7. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. Hi... more
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| 8. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then Im against it.But if you mean the elixir of Christmas... more
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| 9. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking ou... more
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| 10. | Category: Bar jokes beer booze and fun |
| WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.... more
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