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| Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowners newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught hom... more
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| Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ahs jes stockin the bunker now, cu... more
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| Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "Hes lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each ti... more
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| A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "Im taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."... more
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| Shingles were loose on Pennocks roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why dont you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I cant today," Pennock replied. "Its pouring rain.""Well, why dont you patch it in dry weather." "It d... more
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| Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didnt have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "Theres one on the wall right beside you," said the... more
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| Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, "Have you got any invisible ink?" "Certainly sir," said the owner. "What color?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.... more
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| QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because hes afraid someone would look through the keyhole.... more
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| Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.... more
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