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Category:	Idiot and fool jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because theres already somebody there!"

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