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| A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the schools "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.... more
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| 2. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way Im going ?... more
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| 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.... more
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| 4. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didnt work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didnt work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "Thats a good one!" said the idi... more
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| Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. "I have an idea," said Mike. "Well throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder." "What, do you think Im st... more
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| Young Bradley arrived at his dates house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "Whatre you doin?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."... more
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| How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.... more
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| 8. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebodys stealin yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stak... more
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| I cant understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!... more
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