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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 49 | | | | Joke: | A man in a swimming pool was on the very top diving board. He poised, lifted his arms, and was about to dive when the attendant came running up, shouting, "Dont dive ? theres no water in that pool!" "Thats all right," said the man. "I cant swim!" | | | |
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