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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "Im taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth." | | | |
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