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| Henderson bought a new car and, after he left the showroom, decided to catch a movie. When he came out, Henderson noticed hed locked the car and left the keys in the ignition. He telephoned the dealer. "Which is the cheapest window to break... more
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| Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I dont know," responded the other. "Ill ask him."So he climbed... more
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| 3. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come... more
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| 4. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.... more
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| 5. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?" The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.... more
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| 6. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?His horse drowned . . .... more
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| 7. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.... more
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| An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for an... more
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| 9. | Category: Idiot and fool jokes |
| Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away."Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other."Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied"You fool, we could use those on the... more
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| Doctor: That deafness cure help your brother? Archie: Sure did! He hadnt heard a sound in years, and the very day after he took that medicine, he heard from America!... more
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