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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 20 | | | | Joke: | The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I dont get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer."One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. Theyre all safe." | | | |
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