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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.Dont waste your time, Pat hollered.The rifle is not loaded.I cant wait, Mike shouted back.The bird will be gone if I take the time to load! | | | |
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