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| | Category: | Hunting jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 31 | | | | Joke: | A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on.. The guy was telling her, Mamm, you can have the deer you shot.. I just want to take my saddle off of him! | | | |
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