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Category:	Hunting jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Wheres George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone."Hes about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there cause I figured aint nobody bout to steal him."

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