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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I cant read your hand.""Why?" the man asks."I dont understand your handwriting," the woman replies. | | | |
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