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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. Im sorry, sir, said a cashier, the loan arranger is out to lunch. Can I speak to Tonto, then? asked the man. | | | |
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