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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guys photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him."Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didnt come after all." | | | |
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