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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 32 | | | | Joke: | A young man was strolling down a street. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldnt. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." | | | |
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