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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A man is hired by the circus to perform a necessary but rather unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the elephants in the center ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they walk about. After a rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the circus cafeteria, sits with other workers, and begins complaining about his work."Its just terrible work, walking behind those huge beasts and first dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they produce. My arms are tired, my shoes and pants are a mess, and Ill have to shower before I return home, because of the stink."His friends at work agree: "Why dont you just quit this miserable job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some skills and talents that you can put to use somewhere else."He looks at them, stunned: "You know, youre probably right, but I just cant give up the glamour of show business!" | | | |
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