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| | Category: | Humor jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | A newlywed couple, after bringing their luggage into their cabin, stormed down to the desk. The bride was in tears, and the groom was red faced. When asked what the problem was, the groom started swearing at the desk clerk. "We booked a cabin with a view for our honeymoon, and all we get to see out the window is a parking lot!" | | | |
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