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Category:	Horse jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"

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