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Category:	Horse jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring them, that didnt help though, the Irishman discovered that the brown horse was only an inch taller than the white one!

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