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| A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.The doctor said how hed healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell.The engineer told how hed built homes for the homeless, etc.; but... more
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| Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning?Paul: 120K.St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you d... more
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| A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy s... more
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| A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret? Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Luc... more
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| A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him... more
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| 6. | Category: Heaven and hell jokes |
| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he sai... more
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| A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.""Th... more
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| St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I was a policeman," he responded."What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics... more
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| Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "Whats the difference?" Sid says "Take a look at the monitor over here." Morty goes to the monitor an... more
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