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| | Category: | Heaven and hell jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are Swiss.In Hell:The cooks are English,The policemen are German,The mechanics are French,The lovers are Swiss,The bankers are Italian. | | | |
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