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Category:	Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter"Public Practitioner," is the reply."Name?"He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out."Oh, yes. Weve been expecting you. Youve reached your allotted span," says St Peter."How can that be?" says the accountant. "Im too young to go. Im only forty-eight""No, thats impossible. ""Why do you say that?""Well weve been looking at your time sheets and the hours youve charged your clients. By our reckoning youre at least ninety three."

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