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| | Category: | Heaven and hell jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 30 | | | | Joke: | It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, Im here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing, when you go through these gates, dont step on any of the ducks or youll be punished for eternity. Sean went in first and was amazed to see that the entire ladscape was encompassed by ducks, and try as he might, sure enough he stepped on one. He was immediately joined by one of the homliest colleens hes ever laid eyes on, and she said,"Well love, you stepped on a duck and now were together for all time."And of course the exact same thing happened to Michael only his companion was even the worse for wear. By this time Tim was absolutely terrified. And he gingerly managed to make it most of the way across the cou rt without stepping on a single duck. Suddenly, his arm was taken by a young lass. Tim looked over and beheld the most beautiful, graceful, blue-eyed woman hes ever seen in all his life. He gasped, "I dont understand it!" The young beauty answered, "Well Im sure I dont either, I was walking along minding my own business, when all of a sudden I stepped on a duck." | | | |
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