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| | Category: | Hair and bald jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 29 | | | | Joke: | A woman was cutting her husbands thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son. | | | |
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