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| | Category: | Women jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 212 | | | | Joke: | If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. Hell shut up once you let him in. | | | |
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