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Category:	Hair and bald jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no ones been in for a shampoo yet."

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