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| | Category: | Hair and bald jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 28 | | | | Joke: | After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one." | | | |
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