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| 1. | Category: Halloween jokes  |
| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an u... more | |
| 2. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What do rednecks do on Halloween?Pump-kin!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... more |
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