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| 1. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an u... more | |
| 2. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Q: What do birds give out on Halloween? A: Tweets.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!... more | |
| 4. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"... more | |
| 6. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.... more |
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