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| 1. | Category: Halloween jokes  |
| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out... more | |
| 2. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... more | |
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| What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more | |
| 4. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because he just came to pick up his little sister.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because theres lots of school spirit!... more | |
| 6. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more | |
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more | |
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| Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Halloween jokes |
| What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?Mash-scara!... more |
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